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The Moon Mission

To boldly go, on a special space commode.

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March 2026

Witchcraft

Grandmother Pendragon gets into the game.

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Ask Mister Language Person

Or don't. He could care less.

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The Oscars

A time of thanking.

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Aging Well

Apparently I'm not.

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February 2026

The Kentucky Meat Shower

We must never forget.

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My Waymo Adventure

To boldly ride in the back seat.

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Valentine's Day

A guide for men.

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Mexico

A factual report.

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January 2026

The Winter Olympics

A comprehensively comprehensive preview.

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Our Foreign Policy

Try not to think about it.

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