Dave Barry’s Substack

Holiday Diet Tips

Ho Ho Hopeless.

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My Brain

Such as it is.

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November 2025

The Dave Barry 2025 Holiday Gift Guide

This year, give the gift of: Huh?

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Thanksgiving

Beware the giblets.

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Cooking

It's not for everyone.

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The Exploding Whale

We must never forget.

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October 2025

My Weekend in New York

A vibrant cultural experience involving margaritas.

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Air Travel

Just don't.

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Halloween

A time of nonconsensual pranks.

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Pants Anxiety

It's genuine.

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Physical Fitness

Shape the hell up, America.

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September 2025

Modern Dating

Finding love in a time of salad theft.

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