Archive - Dave Barry’s Substack

Men and Driving

Because men drive.

Aug 29 •

They are not all created equal.

Aug 22 •

Ask Mister Language Person

You'll be sorry.

Aug 15 •

Please just stop.

Aug 8 •

The Shark Menace

Be very afraid.

Aug 1 •

July 2025

An Idaho kind of place.

Jul 25 •

One man's struggle with his mortality.

Jul 18 •

The Times spots a trend.

Jul 11 •

Independence Day

A Time to Grill.

Jul 4 •

June 2025

My Time on "Real Time"

Desperately seeking an opinion.

Jun 27 •

Letter to a Bride-To-Be

Do not screw it up.

Jun 20 •

A Bad Case of the Bangs

Jun 13 •

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