85 Comments
User's avatar
Dave Barry's avatar

Some of us actually like scrapple. We just don’t want to know what it is.

Expand full comment
Vinay Vasuki's avatar

Scrapple is delicious. It's everything but the oink!

Expand full comment
Gene Weingarten's avatar

Hey, Dave. I love Scrapple. I can help you out with what it is. It is mostly the entire pig's head, rendered into goo and mixed with cornmeal and/or flour. So it has snout, eyes, tongue, lips, brain. Then organs -- offal -- are added. So heart, liver, kidneys, balls, etc.

Expand full comment
Dave Barry's avatar

Balls? There's balls in scrapple?

Expand full comment
Gene Weingarten's avatar

If they're giving you brains, they are giving you balls, though that might not seem intuitively correct. Particularly to women.

Expand full comment
Dale of Green Gables's avatar

Dave, a word. Suggest you not take culinary advice from a guy who calls roadkill, "street food." Look, I know there's an emotional tie here. Or maybe it's blackmail. I have it on questionable authority that during one hurricane you elbowed your way onto the Herald executives evacuation jet shouting,"Who pays the bills around here?!" So there is that. But there must be more. Every time your name has been taken in vain on his Substack, Weingarten just smirks knowingly. I have to assume this since I have never seen Gene Weingarten smirk. Nor have I ever seen Gene Weingarten --- in other than glamour shots that is, or what passes for them in his case.

Expand full comment
Tina Ige's avatar

Right? I thought scrapple was tasty.(friends in South Philly) Fred points out that every culture has a "food" made out of animall scraps, bits and pieces. Having lived in Scotland, I know no one actually *eats* haggis. Yes, like golf, it's a prank that got out of control. Having said that, if your try to buy a can of haggis at a lovely highland shop to bring to America for fun, your niece Elaine will literally not stand anywhere near you as you purchase it. Blasphemy!

I've joined and grateful to be here with such yummy people. Godspeed, all. ❤️

Expand full comment
Christy Kelly's avatar

I’m so glad you’re back, Dave!

Expand full comment
Susan Bodiker's avatar

Happy to see nothing has changed. I started laughing as soon as I saw the headline. First time I've felt happy since the election.

Expand full comment
Linda Lester's avatar

I just laughed all the way through this the exact way I always laugh at your writing. It’s been awhile. So thanks, Dave.

Expand full comment
Tina Ige's avatar

Ditto! Laughing, dare I say, outloud?

Expand full comment
Sue Avis's avatar

I wanted to share the terrible news that lutefisk has made it all the way to California! I was introduced to it at my Norwegian husband’s Christmas Eve family dinner. It was not a pleasant meeting. The older generation put it in an otherwise delightful lefse (potato tortilla) and engulfed it in butter. We stopped at McDonald’s on our way home.

Expand full comment
Gene Weingarten's avatar

I once ate a tarantula. Dave sent it to me in the mail. There are photos to prove it.

Expand full comment
Dave Barry's avatar

For some reason you ate the tarantula with your shirt off. Which, no offense, was more disgusting than the actual tarantula.

Expand full comment
Gene Weingarten's avatar

I wore a tie.

Expand full comment
Dave Barry's avatar

That did not make it OK.

Expand full comment
wiredog's avatar

Probably tastes like crab, since they’re related,

Expand full comment
Lynne Larkin's avatar

I remember that, and did you say it tasted like a large spider?

Expand full comment
dianne karesh's avatar

So good to read your theraputic writing once again. The laughs make me feel better than any known medication.

Expand full comment
Becky Miller's avatar

Minnesotans eat lutefisk, too or at least they did in the 50’s and 60’s. We had it every year for New Year’s Day. Mostly I ate the lefse. Afterwards my Dad and brother would watch football and my Mom and I would polish all the silver in the house which tarnished from the fumes of cooking lutefisk. Good times!

Expand full comment
Jean Lavigne's avatar

Many cities in Minnesota (including my own) have Lutefisk Suppers every late fall/early winter. I've been to several, and honestly when it's prepared well lutefisk is delicious - best served with melted butter on top.

Expand full comment
Natasha's avatar

I hate to tell you but lutefisk is frequently eaten in Minnesota. I can’t say it’s popular, but it’s eaten.

Expand full comment
MJAtlanta's avatar

I am from Minnesota and I am Norwegian and we had lutefisk at Christmas a couple of times when I was growing up. Everyone preferred Swedish meatballs for sure!

Expand full comment
Lynne Larkin's avatar

Wisconsin has its share of lutefiskers, as well, although many are tempted to try it [mostly owing to Garrison Keillor] in spite of its look, smell, taste . . . I mean it even sounds awful/offal.

Expand full comment
Jim Sylvester's avatar

I have a good friend who is Norwegian American. She refers to lutefisk as, "The piece of Cod which surpasseth all understanding."

Expand full comment
Bonnie Wald's avatar

Just to show that no one is safe, when we were in Edinburgh last May, MANY restaurants had vegan haggis on the menu.

Expand full comment
Linda Oliver's avatar

I wonder, could it really be that much worse than that traditional Southern delicacy, chitlins? Chitlins is pig intestines, which is first soaked for a long time to remove the sort of thing you would expect to find in a pig’s intestines, and is quite aromatic as it cooks (I live in the South- trust me, it’s vile). People who like chitlins would probably ADORE haggis. It would catch on here. They would have cook offs of the stuff. The air around here would reek. This cannot be allowed! I’m writing my Congress critter Marsha Blackburn, who I’m sure will introduce a bill. Thank you for bringing this to our attention.

Expand full comment
Sherrie Van Essendelft's avatar

OMG how I've missed you. Welcome back!

Expand full comment
Dr. Mardy Grothe's avatar

As a proud North Dakota native of Norwegian and German heritage, let me remind you that the population of the state is closer to 80 than it is to 8! Growing up, most of the Christmas visits to my grandparent's house were ruined because grandpa insisted on our eating lutefisk. The only way we could get it down was wrapping the fish in lefse (think Norwegian soft tortilla), adding a heaping teaspoon of sugar, and trying to gulp it in one big bite.

Expand full comment
Lynne Larkin's avatar

OMG sugar with lye. Condolences.

Expand full comment
Dr. Mardy Grothe's avatar

Yes, and I don't believe they cancel each other out!

Expand full comment
Phil WEBER's avatar

Another "foreign food" that I would recommend being banned comes from Newfoundland, Canada: a locally produced rum called "Screech". Seriously. I dared not ask the origin of its name, but I downed a shot and determined it's the sound one produces when downing a shot. And if you are interested in odd seafood, they also offer cod tongues. These are not too bad, especially after to down a shot of Screech.

Expand full comment
Dave Barry's avatar

Cod have tongues?

Expand full comment
Phil WEBER's avatar

Dave, I believe that they may actually be the cheeks. Why they call them tongues? I dunno. I do know that, besides being some of the nicest, most welcoming people (as was demonstrated on 9/11), they have an odd sense of humor. The large cylindrical rubber bumpers that hang from the sides of large boats to protect the dock and boat when mooring -- they are called dildos. And if you look closely on a map of the island, just east of St. John's, you will find a lake and town thus named.

Expand full comment
CathyP's avatar

The musical "Come from Away" about the airplane passengers who got an extra-long layover in Gander, Newfoundland on 9/11, has a scene featuring Screech. Some of the locals take some of the passengers diwn to the Legion hall bar and give them the opportunity to be initiated as Newfoundlanders by tossing back some Screech. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Il46zwvfjvQ

Expand full comment
Lynne Larkin's avatar

Jealous, tbh.

Expand full comment
Tammy B's avatar

Ah, it’s so nice to have Dave back writing columns.

Expand full comment